15 Things You Should Never Do in America
| October 15, 2015
Contradict our version of history
What do you mean we never successfully invaded Canada during the war of 1812 and they burned our White House down? Are you trying to say we didn’t win the war of 1812? We won and it’s in our textbooks, which we wrote so obviously we know what we’re talking about. Pipe down, Canada.
Tell us, ‘this is the largest shirt we have’.
No. It can always be bigger. Trust us.
Insult our heroes
You can say anything you want about Donald Trump but don’t even think about saying an unkind word about American hero and national treasure Arnold Schwarzenegger, former Governor of California turned Reddit weight-lifting advisor. He may have been born in Austria but he’s ours now.
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