36 Reasons to Avoid Canada
They own Captain Kirk
William Shatner, the most famous Captain of the Starship USS Enterprise, is a Canadian. Surely no one country should be able to claim this sci-fi hero as their own? If they’re so polite, they should share him!
They gave us Justin Bieber
We have no idea what we did to deserve this but please, for the love of all that is good, can they just take him back? (We’ll keep Michael Buble and Shania Twain though, thanks).
Canadians just cannot spell
Colour, labour, behaviour – all spelled the wrong (British) way. See? That’s what happens when you try to show off by having more than one national language – you get confused!