25 Reasons to Avoid England at All Costs
| July 29, 2016
19. Your Mom Will Almost Get Run Over Many, Many Times
Do you know how many times I had to rescue my mom from walking into oncoming traffic because it was on the wrong side? A lot. A lot of times. The math looks something like this:
(number of hours in country) * (number of cars encountered per hour) * (percentage likelihood a car will hit your mother) = (the number of times your mother gets hit)
My mom would look something like this:
(20 hours in country) * (10 cars per hour) * (5% chance of getting hit) = Mom gets hit 10 Times
There you go. You’re welcome.
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