15 Things You Should Never Do in America
| October 15, 2015
Say you don’t like pizza
You’re allowed to say you prefer New York thin crust over Chicago deep-dish, as long as you’re gobbling down those hot, cheesy discs of American goodness every chance you get.
Not talk about your alma mater
You don’t have to have enjoyed your time there, done well there or donated any money to your alma mater since you left it, but you are required to wear that ratty old college t-shirt to the gym for the rest of your life. Just in case someone wants to know where you went and which college football team you can’t admit you don’t care about.
Tell us we’re not the best country in world.
Sorry, we’re not listening. Even if we were we wouldn’t be able to hear you over the deafening roar of FREEDOM!
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