The 9 People You Meet in Airplane Hell
| January 21, 2015
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Patient Zero
We get it — the person with a mysterious exotic illness needs to get home somehow. We can’t, in good conscience, suggest they remain at their vacation destination indefinitely until they either get healthy or die of whatever frightening malady they’ve contracted abroad. But that won’t stop you from spending your flight seated next to the hacking, sweating, snotting Patient Zero praying they’re not the initial carrier of the zombie plague that will wipe out humanity.
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